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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Crazed North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Il called President obama in a drunken tirade and told him that the only way to avoid a missile strike on Hawaii would be to sacrifice three American celebrities in his honor. Ultimately the administration went with McMahon, Fawcett, and Jackson. Think about it...there's been no talk of a missile strike since then, and when's the last time we lost three celebrities in a week? See...this is the news the puppets won't report.

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