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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Miss Brazil came in second at the Miss Universe contest to Miss Japan (pic not worthy of posting) proving once again that the pageant is rigged. Without bribing the judges nobody from Japan will ever beat a contestant from North or South America in a bikini contest...ever.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The Frankfurt zoo has a Bengal Tiger that can swim underwater. Zoologists claim the implications of this behavior are huge...we now have the ability to answer the age old question of who would win in a fight between a tiger and a shark.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The U.S. Navy kicks off its Muslimania 2007 World Tour...coming soon to a third world country near you.

Monday, May 21, 2007

In a sure sign that Alzheimers has set in, Jimmy Carter says George Bush is the worst president in history. Doctors say they believe his Alzheimers is in an advanced stage as Carter apparently doesn't remember anything about rampant inflation, high unemployment or micromanaged attempts to rescue American hostages during the early 80'....hmmm...who was president then....

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

In a game known for it's quirks, superstitions, and procedures Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang raises the bar SEVERAL notches by requiring a team mate to visually inspect his package each time he strikes out a batter. Team mates say it's awkward and slows the game down but he does pitch better after he gets his junk checked out so why not.

Friday, May 11, 2007

A German Sheppard in Columbus Ohio takes one hostage, vows to kill the cat if somebody doesn't get to the bottom of this poisoned dog food thing...and quickly.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Clay Armstrong teaches recent college graduate and Arizona Cardinals first-round draft pick how to write.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Milans first attempt to get more straight men to attend fashion shows.