Wednesday, August 31, 2005
The Army Corps of Engineers has found a solution to the flooding in New Orleans. The Texas Air National guard plans to drop THIS 200 ton dike into place later this week to fill the gap on the 17th street canal. When asked if he thought the plan would work Col Hank Thomson of the Tex Air Natl. Guard responded by spitting tabbacco juice on the tarmac and saying "Hell I don't know, but I've been wanting to kick that bitch out the back of a plane for a long time".
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Saturday, August 27, 2005
Officials at the National Zoo in Washington DC have become quite embarrased by a series of Panda Porn tapes that have surface recently on the internet. A zoo spokesman went on record saying "We call these wild animals for a reason. From now on we might need to refer to them as "wild and freaky" animals".
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Thursday, August 18, 2005
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Japans NHL commisioner handed down a 5 game suspension to number 36 for unsportsmanlike conduct when he mocked the Fuji Wildcats in Thursday nights game.
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Thursday, August 11, 2005
Reporters asked Keith Richards if he was excited about the upcoming Rolling Stones tour to promote their latest album, titled Alzheimers. He responded by screaming "who the bloody F*!K are the Stoning Rolls?" then threw his hash pipe at the camera man.
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005
A translation error proved embarrassing for Swedens Joakim Haeggman in the Johnnie Walker Championship this week. His caddy told him he had to nail hole 5. A confused Haeggman is seen here staring at his ball during the ordeal.
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Monday, August 08, 2005
Cloudy weather is delaying the return of the space shuttle but NASA says if all goes well it should land in either California, New Mexico, or Florida tomorrow. If it doesn't go well it could conceivably land in all three.
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Friday, August 05, 2005
In a misguided effort influence people to boycott KFC, PETA has hired Australian supermodel Sara Jane to pose nude for a poster with some baby chickens. So if we keep eating chicken....you'll keep putting her on the poster naked? Another bucket of spicy and crispy please....hold the slaw...
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Japanese underdog Hujo Assimoto provides a stunning end to the final Sumo match on Sunday by delivering to his nemesis the most difficult manuever in all of Sumo....the dreaded Reverse Wedgie Hoist.
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Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Sandra Beth Geisel, a teacher at Christian Brothers Academy in Colonie, New York was arrested for having sex with 4 juvenile boys from her class. Father Phil McCreviss said that he can't blame the youngsters because she is a babe, and he can't blame her either because he nailed those same 4 boys last year.
On a side note the Colonie NY Police Chief said that he has installed video cameras in her cell as part of her "suicide watch" status; and that if the public would like to help him monitor her safety (especially at changing times and shower times) they can log on to the police website at www.hot-for-teacher.com for $7.00 a minute. All proceeds from the website will be donated to the HCLDF - Hot Chicks Legal Defense Fund.
The acronym TILF should now be used to describe women like this...in accordance with the prophecy.
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