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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Michael Phelps says the only thing faster than him through the water is bong smoke. This picture explains the earlier stories about his 12,000 calorie a day intake. Turns out all 12,000 calories were in the form of pizza, dorito's, brownies...

Wednesday, January 28, 2009


The arrows point to hinges, which are commonly present on doors. The savior of the democratic party on the left is attempting entry into the whitehouse through a window...which, notably, lacks the hinges necessary for access. I bet George W. Bush is laughing his ass off right now.

Monday, January 26, 2009

If the muslims ran this country they would cover this up with a bag. WTF?

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009

US Officials say the alarming trend among muslim nations to use children as soldiers will have far reaching impact on our training. "we're definately going to have to start using smaller targets on the range and emphasize the importance of aiming low."
Doctors confirm that Apple CEO Stephen Jobs has "macbook air" disease...because that's how skinny it makes you before you die.

Thursday, January 15, 2009


Ricardo Montalban has died, and with him die the hopes and dreams of countless Philipino midgets who hoped to someday co-star a midday sitcom drama with him.

US Airways is now offering double-sky miles for any flight that terminates in the water.

California Rep Henry Waxman...this guy looks like an angry dick with ears.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Kerry: "see...there's the glass ceiling right there."

Clinton: " oh yeah! I can see it now!"

Monday, January 12, 2009


Tim Tebow and former Florida QB Chris Leak celebrate their winning of the BCS championship with a slow dance in the endzone.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009


Crystal Harris is the newest girlfriend of Hugh Heffner. She describes herself as "as good girl, for the most part."
Yeah...except for the part where she sleeps with wrinkly old dudes for money and fame.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Bill Richardson resigns his post as Obamas Secretary of Commerce to take a lead vocals position with Los Lobos. Richardson says he hates to do it but the Commerce gig doesn't get near as much leg as singing lead for a Latino band.