Nice melons lady!

David Letterman unveils his own "stimulus" plan. Look at Dave's face...that is the look of a man who's trying not to get a boner on TV.

In response to customer feedback on how to make the swimsuit edition better, Sports Illustrated now prints a life-sized version.

Our live mic picked up this whispered conversation as President Obama spoke with a homeless woman at a Ft. Myers town hall meeting:

"Get your broke ass out of here and quit putting me on the spot in front of the whole nation."

Unable to control the practical jokes, Joe Biden continues to provide loud flatulance at the official close of each press conference.

Researchers aren't sure why this type of monkey shaves it's posterior, but they say it must have something to do with a mating ritual 'cause somebody knocked that monkey ass straight in.