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Thursday, February 25, 2010

It really amazes me that this one made it out of committee...much less got past the lawyers. We're gonna take a "KILLER whale", name it something cute like "Shamu", invite a live audience and put a human being in the tank with it.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Tiger Wood's press conference to announce his plan to deal with his sex addiction ends in a stunning failure as he attempts to make out with his own mom.
The White House treats the Dalai Lama like a fat chick on Saturday morning...hustle 'em out the back past the trash cans and hope nobody see's you together.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

In perhaps the strongest measure yet taken to keep Bengal Tigers from extinction, they have begun learning Kung Fu.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Wow...I had no idea they gave out medals for being gay.