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Friday, April 29, 2005

Unsure how to employ all 2 Billion people the Chinese government has begun installing peasants as headlights on all new cars. Posted by Hello

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Sure he's faster than the traditional ball boy, but the ball boy never takes a dump on the field in front of 50K fans.  Posted by Hello

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

An orthodox jew sneaks into a muslim womens meeting on a dare.  Posted by Hello

I thought my healthplan was bad 'til I realized that if you live in South America THIS is who you go see if you get sick. Posted by Hello

Is it me? Or does Richard Gere look more like a lesbian evertime I see him? Posted by Hello

Friday, April 22, 2005

Manchester United's Tim Howard gets a three game suspension for performing celebratory flatulence upon Newcastle's Lee Bowyer after winning the match on Saturday. Posted by Hello

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Huge crowds showed up for the AFLAC audition in Los Angeles this weekend.  Posted by Hello

Russia's famed Ballerina Brigade warms up before MANuevers.  Posted by Hello

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Benedict the German celebrates his ascension to the papacy with a round of tall-boys for he and the staff.  Posted by Hello

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

..apparently they DID get Humpty Dumpty back together again. Posted by Hello

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The next olympic sport...synchronized lawn mowing. Posted by Hello

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

A librarian training class in Hong Kong...ssshhh!
Ahhh, you ah keepa quiet now. Posted by Hello

Monday, April 11, 2005

Milwaukee police give a local man a "wedgie" for speeding. Police hope this new brand of justice will slow people down. Posted by Hello

Friday, April 08, 2005

I don't know what the ACLU has against profiling...this one is awesome! Posted by Hello

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Tokyo resident Upyur Assimoto was arrested yesterday for jamming his arm up Elmo's ass. Local police say that the look on Elmo's face is proof enough that he was not a willing participant in this act.  Posted by Hello

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Third world carnival rides. A village in Iraq gets a new Merry-Go-Round.  Posted by Hello

Friday, April 01, 2005

The pope reacts to news that Michael Schiavo has requested legal guardianship over him if he should slip into a coma. Posted by Hello