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Tuesday, March 29, 2005


US Military still says it does not have the armor it needs, and adds that it could use a little help in the transportation department as well. Posted by Hello

Monday, March 28, 2005


That lighthouse is there for a reason buddy. Posted by Hello

Thursday, March 24, 2005


Proof that women can't resist taking a peek at a good wedgie. Posted by Hello

Wednesday, March 23, 2005


UN finds Iraqi weapon of mass destruction. U.S. CENTCOM spokesman said "it is a crude device, and obviously would have taken a long time to deliver given the mode of transportation they chose, but the scary part is the donkey would not have shown up on our Radar." Posted by Hello

Tuesday, March 22, 2005


Recent AP photos show that Moammar Qaddafi is trying out the Isaac Hayes look in a bid to look more "western" and "hip". Sources also reveal that Qaddafi is demanding that the Libyan Army Band play the theme music from "Shaft" whenever he gets off the plane Posted by Hello

Monday, March 21, 2005


Hospital staff in England accidentally release the results of Elton Johns emergency colonostomy. Posted by Hello

U.S hosts the 2005 Janitor Olympics in Sheboygan Wisconsin.  Posted by Hello

Friday, March 18, 2005


Study proves 9 out of 10 Americans are afraid of bats. Posted by Hello

Vatican unveils new training program for nuns, vows that catholic schools will get even tougher.  Posted by Hello

Thursday, March 17, 2005


I don't know what's more shocking, that he is doing this in public...or that there is a line forming... Posted by Hello

Officials for the PBA (Paraplegic Basketball Association) admit ticket sales are slow but predict that the game will catch on. Fans remain unconvinced. Season ticket holder Tom Smith says "it's too slow, they just kind of roll around and fight over the ball alot...and they need to lower the net to get some more scoring going on." Posted by Hello

Tuesday, March 15, 2005


It is common knowledge that the leader in the Tour de France gets to wear the yellow jersey. A lesser known fact is that the last place rider has to wear the pink jersey. Posted by Hello

Monday, March 14, 2005


Dude, don't move...you've got a HUGE bug on your back... Posted by Hello

Former Yankee star pitcher Dwight Gooden was arrested Sunday for throwing a "one hit-her" Posted by Hello

Friday, March 11, 2005


The new Afghani army launches operation "Steel Camel" Posted by Hello

Mickelson complains that the stiff green fees at the San Francisco Open are getting to be a real pain in the ass. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, March 08, 2005


The Chinese military secretly releases it's Force Modernization Strategy...the Trojan Dragon. The Taiwanese are currently considering wether to let the gift inside their gates.  Posted by Hello

Monday, March 07, 2005


WOODS: What kind of bug is that? MICKELSON: I think it's a spider...  Posted by Hello

Friday, March 04, 2005

Thursday, March 03, 2005


Like it or not their votes count every bit as much as yours.... Posted by Hello

Wednesday, March 02, 2005


Relatives say Camilla Parker Bowles is devastated that Prince Charles has left her for a woman he met on his last trip to New Guinnea. Camilla was quoted as saying "she dresses like a tramp!"  Posted by Hello

It's official, singer Michael Jackson answers question from reporters on how many children he has slept with at his Neverland Ranch. Posted by Hello