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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I hope Obama's new nominee for the high court realizes that starting now the new judge is responsible for serving coffee and donuts everymorning, and ironing the robes, and cleaning up the break room...just saying.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Up and coming west coast rap artist "Dolla" was killed today. Critics say it's a shame because this guy was TWICE the rapper that Fifty Cent was.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Years of watching tourists on cell phones is modifying the behavior of zoo animals.
Sri Lanka holds the record for both "worst camo" AND "soldiers most likely to look like humpty dumpty".
It's no wonder they've been fighting the Tamil Rebels since 1976...these two have their hands full fighting their way into that uniform every morning. Maybe if the fit guys in the background were in uniform this war could have been wrapped up a little earlier.

Monday, May 04, 2009

This is one of the very few times in life you can get caught with an 18 year old holding one of your balls and not get in trouble. Talk about a hole in one!

Friday, May 01, 2009

My wife must be a neat freak because after 12 years of marriage I leave ONE thing on the couch and she gets upset.
I do not understand why womens beach volleyball hasn't cornered the sports market.