Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Megan Fox say's she once had a relationship with a female stripper named Nikita and that Olivia Wilde is so hot that she makes her want to choke a mountain ox with her bare hands. That's ironic because Megan Fox now makes most men want to choke a chicken with their bare hand.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Maintenance man Carl Rutherford says he tells these kids all the time not to ride their bike on the roof. But do they listen?

After a third inning mis-hap the Chicago Cubs say they will do away with the new velcro jersey.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

When did Madonna turn into Dee Schneider from Twisted Sister?

Tuesday, September 02, 2008


More proof that liberal chicks are fat and ugly.