Yep...West VIRGINA won the NIT championship. Sounds like the T-shirts were sponsored by a hillbilly OBGYN. "Come see Dr. West and his friendly staff at West Virgina clinic".

Vanderbilt says they probably could have beaten Georgetown last week but Shane Foster just wasn't using his head...in fact he couldn't even find his head and played the entire second half without it.

After the release of todays FOMC statement that dropped the bias toward "additional firming", former Fed Chairman Greenspan said in a press conference that he always knew Bernanke had a "firming" problem and that Bernanke is so impotent that he couldn't even get Fed Funds up.

Greenspan went on to reiterate his forecast of a 30% chance of a recession, then stated he also see's a 78% chance that he'll end up nailing Bernankes old lady by year end. He closed by giving a "shout-out" to all of his fans at the Deep Space 9 fan club and telling the press corps that he's got their additional firming "right here".

This is what your daughter looks like 10 minutes before her cameo on Girls Gone Wild. But you do have to admire the perfect Beer Bong technique of the girl on the right...no doubt she can funnel with the best of them.

Owner Tom Selby says he understands the boys-will-be-boys atmosphere that exists in racing, but adds that this type of horseplay gets people hurt. This is what got Seabiscuit and Barbaro.

Here jocky Ben "Bulimic Ben" Sharenton wrestles with, and gets pinned by a Kentucky Derby hopeful.

This is a picture from a fashion show at a Lebanese ski resort. I say THESE are some Arabs we can deal with. THEY get it. Anybody in the middle east that can pull of a bikini contest knows how to work the system. These guys need to broker the talks between us and the Iranians. Heck, they could probably fix the Palestinian/Israeli problems.

A recent Bloomberg poll shows that most Americans approve of the job that Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke is doing. A separate poll showed that most Americans have no idea what the Fed Chairman does, or how he does it. In fact the poll revealed that the average American knows more about what Darth Vader does than what the Fed Chairman does.

You know I thought that bringing out the riot gear for an AARP march was over the top until I saw Aunt B kicking the riot shield. It's time to activate the old broads medical plan.

As you can see from the picture the police in California are taking the No Smoking ban very seriously...this man was beaten until he identified himself as an illegal alien, at which time he was released with an apology.

Even Cindy Sheehan will reluctantly admit that when we go to war we are some cool looking mo-fo's.

The Amish use the same equipment and I've never seen them do this. WTF?

Recent studies show that 1 out of every 5 online predators is a Corgi.

Chimp: I love my new friend, he's fun.

Tiger: Keep eating...get fatter...this things head can almost fit in my mouth right now....

If dog is truely mans best friend...why doesn't he tell you when you're ass is eating your pants?