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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

In a recent Zogby poll 80% of restaurant employees agreed it is not a good idea to be rude to your waiter. One more glass for table three please...and make it a "Pee-no" Noir. Posted by Hello

Friday, May 27, 2005

The U.S. military, barred from using any form of physical duress to get information out of terrorists; is forced to write embarrassing slogans on them to shame them into giving up the info. The Marines admit that success has been limited, and they may have to go back to beating people.  Posted by Hello

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

$100 if you can find a beer or a woman in this picture.... Posted by Hello

Saturday, May 21, 2005

In a scene that never made the final cut Yoda shows young Luke Skywalker how to perform the "Jedi from behind" trick. Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 19, 2005

In a misguided effort to draw more arab-americans to the ballpark the Iowa Cubs host "Abu-Graib" night featuring a manpile between each inning.  Posted by Hello

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Tour de France had high hopes for it's first ever narcoleptic cyclist. Critics had mulled him as a potential sleeper in this event... Posted by Hello

Major corporations around the country experienced widespread system failures as their IT departments bailed out and headed for Revenge of the Sith. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Hardee's has Paris Hilton in new burger commercial. Spokesman Tom Smith acknowledges that Paris doesn't maintain her figure by eating at Hardee's, but adds that it's not much of a stretch for her to be on film with a fist full of meat.  Posted by Hello

Monday, May 16, 2005

Rayisha Ghandi tries to figure out who farted during her annual address at the Curry Convention.  Posted by Hello

Friday, May 06, 2005

The New Zealand Highlanders complain that the umpires aren't doing enough to stop the harrassment from the leagues first all gay rugby team. Winger Tom Stanton says "I can't so much as pick up the ball without one of them trying to snatch my britches down and give me a spanking!" Posted by Hello

45 year old Palestinian laborer credits smoking for his youthful appearance.  Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Jockey Matt McCarron was a favorite to win the 10th annual Queens Cup Steeplechase in Mineral Springs North Carolina until he pulled a "Christopher Reeves" just shy of the finish line. Posted by Hello

Indian soldiers rehearsing for the "Know your Army" exhibition. Somebody needs to ask the Indians who they expect to conquer with this skill. Posted by Hello

Monday, May 02, 2005

East Germany may have fallen...but it's impact on female sports may live forever.... Posted by Hello

What Greco-Roman wrestling looks like at the Gay Olympics. Posted by Hello

Discovery Channels show "Pimp my Ride" has proven so successful that they have shipped the concept overseas. Shown is a picture from the Malaysian show "Pimp my Boat".  Posted by Hello