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Tuesday, July 29, 2008


Old, fat, and wealthy Formula 1 boss Flavio Briatore says anyone who claims money can't buy happiness isn't shopping at the right place...cause he just bought a bunch of it...a freaking bunch of it.

Friday, July 25, 2008

I posted this because...well...everyone knows damn well why this got posted.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Oil companies are resorting to sublminal messages to make fuel prices more attractive.

Monday, July 21, 2008


Bostons Kevin Youkilis has developed a flinch so severe he can't stay in the box even when the ball hits 3 feet in front of the plate. The front office says he'll be sent down to the womens league if he can't get past it by the end of the month.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008


In response to global criticism of their 5 rocket display last week, the Iranians have performed a massive and more impressive launch this week.

Monday, July 14, 2008

And speaking of the Miss Universe contest here are Miss Pakistan and Miss Iraq in the swimsuit competition.
If I were a Miss Universe judge I'd convince them that I was blind so I could judge the swimsuit competition by brail.

Miss Venezuela was once kidnapped in her home country. The fact that she was released proves that her captors must have been complete homos.

Miss Venezuela shows how she won the judges over in the "backstage" contest.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008


The call every guy dreads getting at work "honey do you want the news about the pool first or about the car first?"

Monday, July 07, 2008

The rude hand gestures, the uncontrollable anger, the naked chick emblem on the jersey...it's always easy to spot the soccer fans at daycare.
In light of the Supreme Courts recent affirmation of the 2nd Amendment, critics soundly agreed that if you don't like the 2nd amendment then you must not like this picture, and if you don't like this picture then you must be a homo.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Critics were delighted to learn that the Chinese would allow a Tibetan monk to carry the Olympic torch...then dismayed to find out how they lit it.

You know, the big cock jokes could be endless on this one...

Friday, July 04, 2008

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Psychologists develop basic test that determines if a child will grow up gay or straight...this kid is clearly on the right track.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Abi Titmus ( I shit you not...that is her real name) poses for a picture at the 2008 World Poker Championship. When asked about her Poker Face, 9 out of 10 competitors said "Her face isn't the only thing I'd like to poke".

She also holds the record for most hands won with just a pair.

The hidden dangers of tennis: Croatia's Mario Ancic is down for the count after being drilled in the nuts by a 130 MPH serve...it hurt so bad that the line judge cried.