Sunday, September 16, 2007


OJ Simpson was arrested in connection with an armed robbery in Las Vegas. Sources say this arrest has prompted OJ to admit he regrets killing Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. "Yeah, I really regret killing two people...I should have paced myself and kept the double homocide for the end of my career, then I could have gone out on a high note...doing it like this just feels cheap...I should have saved the murders for last."

Monday, September 10, 2007

Brittany Spears looks more like a Hooters waitress every day.