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Friday, July 28, 2006


In a recent interview Jamie Foxx appeared distracted and said that the Miami Vice movie was the breast thing that ever happened to him. He admitted he prefers the boob tube to the big screen, and that melon balls are his favorite desert.  Posted by Picasa

Thursday, July 27, 2006


Phillip Morris regional vice president Mike Hammacher PROVES that smoking is not bad for your health by smoking a lifetime supply of cigarettes in one minute and twenty five seconds.  Posted by Picasa

Israel is trying desperately to stop the flow of weapons into Lebanon. Just this morning they arrested this woman, seen here smuggling cannon balls into Beirut. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


As part of an international effort to bring relief to the middle east, the cop from the Village People is performing in Beirut for the next week. Posted by Picasa

Monday, July 24, 2006


The middle easts version of "pen-pals" Here an Israeli girl writes "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you fire at me bounces off and blows up on you". Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 21, 2006


This is a bad news/good news situation for Israel. The bad news is that terrorists are so determined that even the elderly are getting in on the action, the good news is that this lady has alzheimers and can't remember which direction to shoot it.  Posted by Picasa

Thursday, July 13, 2006


Cheerleaders for the newly named San Francico Packers, the NFL's first openly gay football team. Don't let the fact that these guys are gay fool you, they live to be in the endzone...well..what I mean is they really want to score on those guys on the other team...ahhh thats not the best way to put it..they can play on both sides of the ball...nope..well let me just talk about our defense a bit...NOBODY can cover a tightend like these guys...ah dang...that didn't come out right either..lemme just turn it over the the cheerleaders. Gimme an "H"....gimme an "I"...gimme a "V"...wait...we've already got that. Posted by Picasa

Sheik Fuq'my Ownsistah of the Royal Palestinian Artillery and Flatulence Brigade unleashes a furious volley against targets in Israel.  Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 07, 2006


The Jamaican Navy launches its first submarine. The Jamaican military spokesman at the meeting took a 4 second drag off a nine inch spliff and was quoted as saying "Don't let da bright culahs fool ya man, dis ting is the baddest boat in da wata" Posted by Picasa

A bra-less Justine Henin Hardenne is excited about her victory over Kim Clijsters...veeerrry excited. Posted by Picasa

Bulls in Pamplona participate in the annual "Running of the Fools" Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


NASA launches the space shuttle despite problems with the external fuel tank. Spokesman Tom Martinez said "Look folks, we all know some debris is going to come off this thing when it launches, but given the fact that we have a female pilot on this trip we really don't see the debris as the biggest risk factor. Personally I wrote this trip off as a disaster when we missed the launch time by 5 seconds because the captain was doing her makeup in the rearview mirror." Posted by Picasa