Thursday, June 30, 2005


The space shuttle waits on the launch pad at Cape Canaveral Florida. NASA says they plan to launch it as soon as they can find 7 volunteers that didn't see what happened to the last one.  Posted by Picasa

The Cardinals introduce the leagues first openly gay right fielder..seen here showing off by catching fly balls with his ass.  Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, June 28, 2005


Taking a play from the tabacco industry playbook, MP3 manufacturers are trying to win consumers over at younger and younger ages. Posted by Hello

Monday, June 27, 2005


Attempting to cash in on the annual fervor surrounding the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, the Japanese city of Osaka is having its first ever Running of the Mazdas. Posted by Hello

Thursday, June 23, 2005


Small arenas across Europe are experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in the beautiful sport of Synchronized Bull Vaulting. Posted by Hello

Wednesday, June 22, 2005


Derek Jeter and Gary Sheffield dance the Lambada to celebrate a run scored against the Cubs. George Steinbrenner says he encourages all of his players to use Latin dance as a celebratory outlet. Posted by Hello

This is the reason they ask you if you want insurance on that package.... Posted by Hello

Michael Jackson Jurors said they found the final victim to testify to be credible but discounted his testimony after he threw his own feces at the Prosecution. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, June 21, 2005


Missing boyscout Brenan Hawkins survived 5 days in the wild with no food and water before being found near a lake 5 miles from his campsite. This feat has earned him his Hide-and-Seek badge, and sets a scout record for the longest Escape and Evasion time.  Posted by Hello

Friday, June 17, 2005


In her first race since losing the use of her legs, Romanian sprinter Liliana Roczybzk finishes the 50 yard dash in an inspiring 4 hours and 23 minutes.  Posted by Hello

Tuesday, June 14, 2005


The Cardinals Larry Walker performs the "floating bat" trick for fans during the 7th inning stretch.  Posted by Hello

Monday, June 13, 2005


Detroit Pistons Rasheed Wallace and Richard Hamilton along with San Antonio's Manu Ginobili all received a 3 game suspension for their halftime "dirty dancing" routine. Posted by Hello

Saturday, June 11, 2005


Worlds oldest grandmother sets new breast-feeding record.  Posted by Hello

Thursday, June 09, 2005


U.S Coast Guard officials detain Cuban refugees that tried to make the dangerous crossing to Florida in a 1951 Taxi. The Coast Guard issued a citation to the taxi driver because he circled the Bahamas several times trying to run up their fare. Posted by Hello

Wednesday, June 08, 2005


Recent study proves that 4 out of 5 men act like girls when they know they are about to get hit. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, June 07, 2005


With the NHL strike cancelling an entire season, players are forced to find alternate work. Here Alex Federovosky performs in the "Break Dance II" Ice Capades show in Anaheim California. Posted by Hello

Before starting a career in politics John Kerry had auditioned for the television role of Herman Munster. Posted by Hello

Sunday, June 05, 2005


The Japanese art of Full Body Tattooing is displayed this week in Tokyo. Contestants are also taking this opportunity to display the ancient Samurai art of the Wedgie.  Posted by Hello

Friday, June 03, 2005


Live coverage of the 10th annual Amish Games begins today.  Posted by Hello

Wednesday, June 01, 2005


Worlds fastest woman outruns her own shadow.  Posted by Hello

Long time employee Earl Johansen sues Mattel Toys for using his likeness as the inspiration behind their Mr. Potato Head toy.  Posted by Hello