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Thursday, November 30, 2006

The Popes recent good-will tour to Islamic Holy sites turned ugly yesterday "Oh YEAH? Well MY Gods are THIS big!" Posted by Picasa

South Africas Dane Boshnor (top) receives a 15 minute penalty for unsportsmanlike ear humping. Posted by Picasa

Bend it Like Burqua, the much anticipated and critically acclaimed movie about womens soccer in Iran is released this weekend in countries that allow movies, music, and women to show their faces. Posted by Picasa

Immigrant jumping is the fastest growing sport in England. The current record is 3 Algerians, a Moroccan, and 2 Kurds.  Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Florida shelter draws fire...says if you're running wild in the streets you go to the questions asked...and if no one claims you in 7 days...its curtains.  Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Its a slow day for blog here is something to get everyone through... Posted by Picasa

Monday, November 27, 2006

26,000 people showed up for try-outs to be the new guy on the Quaker Oatmeal box.  Posted by Picasa

Friday, November 24, 2006

OJ hires Nicole look-alikes for his book promotion to help re-enact how he WOULD have done it...if he DID do it...which he DIDN'T.  Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Bengals Chad Johnson says he's happy with Carson Palmers off season strength workout, but it's getting tough to catch these rockets. Seen here is a COMPLETION that knocked down a receiver, a free safety, and a corner. Posted by Picasa

Monday, November 20, 2006

Disney appologized for the ending in their new movie about a baby seal that moves to a new neighborhood and gets eaten by a shark because he is different from the other kids. Posted by Picasa

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Cindy Margolis will pose in Playboy. I don't think anything more needs to be said. You are all excused right now to go buy your copies. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Trash talk has hit a new and potentially unbreakable level, Missouri's Kalen Grimes played an entire game blindfolded...and won. Posted by Picasa

Friday, November 10, 2006

I just figured it out, the muslims aren't bowing down and praying ot the east...they're all farting toward the west.  Posted by Picasa

British snipers have killed 82 gay Iraqi insurgents using this trick. Rights groups say it amounts to hunting over bait. It gives a whole new meaning to the old combat phrase "cover my ass".  Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

A female polar bear on the receiving end of the "north pole". Posted by Picasa

Fred Smoot gets a 15 yard penalty for Unsportsmanlike Spanking after he yanked the britches off of the 49's Antonio Bryant. Additionally CBS broadcasters were suspended for their "now I've seen the dark side of the moon" comment after the play.  Posted by Picasa

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Baghdad residents begin partying upon news of Saddams death sentence. The man in the background just ordered the worlds biggest joint. The man in front is ordering two.  Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Americas military is forced to fight a two front war. One against insurgents in Iraq, and another against dumb-ass liberal elite new england politicians.

Theater commanders are certain they'll beat the Iraqis, but not so sure they can get John Kerry to quit being a dumb-ass, liberal elitist new englander. Posted by Picasa

This week the Dolphins will work on blocking. Posted by Picasa

Memphis Grizzly Tarence Kinsey gets in the Halloween mood by playing the entire first half wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask.  Posted by Picasa