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Thursday, July 02, 2009

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says that while they mourn the loss of any life, they are happy she's gone because this poster caused more chickens to be choked than any poster on earth.
Crazed North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Il called President obama in a drunken tirade and told him that the only way to avoid a missile strike on Hawaii would be to sacrifice three American celebrities in his honor. Ultimately the administration went with McMahon, Fawcett, and Jackson. Think about it...there's been no talk of a missile strike since then, and when's the last time we lost three celebrities in a week? See...this is the news the puppets won't report.