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Monday, January 23, 2006

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Apparently we still have a green light from Miss Texas for non verbal abuse.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

On display at the London zoo is a rare marsupial that is closely related to the Koala. Seen here is a Lesser Booger Bear at feeding time. Zookeepers admit the feedings are a bit awkward at first, but quickly add that the animal is polite and gentle during the process.  Posted by Picasa

Dude...make the next one a Coors LIGHT. Posted by Picasa

The makers of the critically acclaimed Bareback Mountain have announced that their next project will be a remake of King Kong. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

In an effort to reach a more mainstream audience before this years Rap Music Awards some of the Notorious B.I.G.'s lyrics have been translated from their raw street lingo into something that a broader audience is likely to understand:


First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.
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