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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

China has such a large population that their rec league roundball games are 16 on 16. It makes for a heck of a Zone Defese.

Nashua South's Pat Terrin delivers the most humiliating move possible to opponent Rich Cahoon...he makes him kiss his own ass good-bye before pinning him in the semi-finals.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

What do these two women have in common?........Tom Brady has nailed them and you haven't. Tom Brady! Tom BRADY?? The guy didn't even GO to the superbowl this year and he is taking down this kind of leg? Who knew? Maybe thats WHY New England didn't go all the way this year. Brady probably did the math...if we go to the superbowl thats another 6 weeks of practices and games and angry dudes on steroids trying to kill me...and those are six weeks I'd rather be spending with one of these two...and maybe if I'm really good BOTH of these two. Yeah...screw the superbowl. All you get is a ring. I'd rather stay home and get laid.

Let it be known pays to be paaaaayyyysss to be famous.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Scientists have successfully crossed a dog and a mop, creating the first breed that can pee on the floor AND clean it up as it walks away.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

DNA experts are taking samples from this crowd of verified sexual partners to determine who Anna Nicoles baby daddy is.

Monday, February 12, 2007

The pictures China DOESN'T want you to see. Hundreds of unemployed pandas litter the country side, hitting the bottle all day and hassling tourists. Chinese envoy Hu Flung Poo said that "panda" loosely translated means "drunken bandit".

With the modeling industry in turmoil over crack-whore-thin models, we here at blogapova thought the industry might benefit from the perspective of the straight-American-male. We give you, exhibit A, Victoria Silvstedt. If your current model looks like she has been smoking meth for a month and should be begging for a sandwich rather than walking the runway, have her take a look at this picture for guidance...THIS is what a model should look like.

Tiger Woods plays the Buick Open as if in a trance...when asked about it he said he was actually sleep walking, and that he is so bad-ass that he can win even in his sleep. He is considering playing his next match left-handed and with a set of red plastic childrens clubs just to keep things interesting...and doubts he'll lose like that either.

Woman in Houston gives birth to full grown day-laborer.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

John Amaechi is now the first former NBA player to announce that he is gay. Former team mates say it's not that big of a surprise...he was always a ball hog.

On a side note Magic Johnson thinks its a crying shame that HE got HIV and the gay guy is fine...what are the odds of that?

NASA psychiatrists are on the hot seat this morning answering questions about how this nutcase slipped though the cracks. The shrinks replied that while the phsychological screening process is 99% effective for screening male astronauts...even they still can't figure out what makes women tick.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Global warming is happening at a much quicker pace than previously acknowledged. These two polar bears woke up from a 30 minute nap to find 2 square miles of glacier had melted beneath them.