Thursday, September 28, 2006
Lebanese street sweepers enjoy more job security than any other worker on the planet. Current estimates are that they will run out of rubble to clean up approximately 15 years after the earth crashes into the sun.
Posted by BPG at 1:53 PM
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
The latest in a mountain of evidence that gay dudes have something wrong with them, something very, very wrong with them.
Posted by BPG at 11:12 AM
Olympic hopeful Tanya Skabarabat thrills fans during her floor routine set to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture by catching canonballs with her face.
Posted by BPG at 11:11 AM
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
In these times of rampant social change and the de-levering of traditional male/female roles in society we here at Blogapova feel that it might be useful to start a new column we call "Perfect Womanly Traits". Pictured is one such trait in action...the perfect woman has the temperment and ability to bring her man lots of cold beer on command. Blogapova salutes this young woman for being an example of all that is feminine.
How many men does it take to open a beer you ask?.......None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Posted by BPG at 10:36 AM
Monday, September 18, 2006
Friday, September 15, 2006
Journalists asked the female pilot of the space shuttle how difficult it is to dock with the International Space Station. She said "it's a little bit like parallel parking, so it took me about 5 hours, and then I just asked one of the guys to do it."
Posted by BPG at 10:45 AM
Pope Benedict today called the religion of Islam "evil and inhuman". The muslims promptly responded by taking a violent protest to the streets, burning images of the pope, kidnapping 6 journalists, beheading 2 people, setting off 95 car bombs, beating women who were out of uniform, launching rockets into Israeli cities, and releasing a statement that the Islam is not violent and evil. They then called for the death of the pope and his zionist allies, the great satan (USA) and the little satan (Israel).
Asked about the turmoil the Pope explained that Cardinal Mahoney bet him $20 that he couldn't get the palestinians to burn their own cities.
Posted by BPG at 10:12 AM
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
The Palestinian version of Sesame Street has proven to be so successful that they are going to add more characters and include sessions on how to turn your tricycle into a bike bomb.
Posted by BPG at 5:45 AM