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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Friday, February 24, 2006

When can you bust your ass twice in the final round and STILL take home silver? When you are Sasha Cohen...thats when. The International Olympic Committee is now looking at reducing the number of male judges on the female figure skating panel to correct for the "hot-chick" bias that lesser talented, and uglier skaters believe exists. Posted by Picasa

Pictured is the streaker that ran through the Olympic Curling event yesterday. Thankfully authorities were able to stop him before he choked his chicken. Posted by Picasa

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Nascar commission figures out why more women aren't attending the races. Posted by Picasa

The first ever muslim womens biatholon team placed last in the race for the gold. The team cited 5-times a day prayer rituals, and the inability to use their normal rifle (the AK-47) as reasons for coming up short. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

"We took jobs as janitors to stay in shape during the off season." Posted by Picasa

The judges were so impressed that they gave them a 10 for the dismount...and that's not even a scoreable category in skating. Posted by Picasa

Hans Frichtenstein wins the gold in freestyle ski jumping. The silver and bronze medals were awarded posthumously. Posted by Picasa

Skating is introduced to it's first heterosexual male skater during the Torino winter olympics. Posted by Picasa

Ahhhh...THIS is why guys get into figure skating. I'll give you one guess which of these two kept pushing for this move in the routine. Posted by Picasa

Friday, February 17, 2006

London fertility clinic sponsors soccer team.  Posted by Picasa

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Synchronized boredom. Posted by Picasa

The excitement and high drama of the Olympics is personified by the Canadian Curling Coach as he cheers his team on. "sweeeep! SWEEEEEP DAMNIT!! Sweep you sweeping bastards! Sweep like you've wanted to sweep here your whole lives!!"  Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Bush releases his new plan to seal the border.
Cheney was quoted as saying "I can't wait to shoot some cans with this thing....MEXIcans that is." Posted by Picasa

Israeli police are ordered to immediately begin a weighlifting and boxing program after one woman held the entire force at bay for 6 hours. Posted by Picasa

You'd look sad too...we all know dang well how those ears got strechted out. Posted by Picasa

"I didn't mean to hit them...they just stood there like a beer in the headlights." Posted by Picasa

Pakistanis, furious over the charicatures of their most holy prophet Mohammed took to the streets and struck a mighty blow against the burning Ronald McDonald and spanking him on the ass with long wooden sticks. The scary part...this country has nukes.  Posted by Picasa