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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

99% of the men surveyed completely missed the fact that there was a naked Santa Claus holding a flag in this picture.

NASA's safety and structure committee met today to discuss solutions to the now routine episodes of foam falling off the shuttle at launch. So far their best idea is to stop making parts of the space shuttle out of Nerf . Posted by Picasa

Monday, July 25, 2005

Tibetan monks complain to the World Olympic Committee that they should be spotted 80 points per match as it is a real bitch to bowl wearing this dress.  Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 22, 2005

USA diver Chelsea Davis pays tribute to Greg Louganis during her last dive of the Olympic finals. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Former middle school teacher Debra LaFave goes on trial today for having sex with a seventh grade student. The prosecution had difficulty gaining access to the building due to the massive protest put on outside the court house by the Organization of the 6th Grade Boys of America demanding her release.  Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 15, 2005

In an effort to give the other riders a fair chance Lance Armstrong has decided to finish the Tour de France wearing a long horns helmet and pulling a huge Texas flag behind his bike.  Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Major League Baseball is at a loss to explain how they are losing ratings to womens beach volleyball. Mike Piazza says "I just don't get it, I mean, I'm flashing the same hand signals they are, it should be just as exciting to watch" Posted by Picasa

The first annual Narcoleptics in the Park conference got off to a bad start.... Posted by Picasa

Monday, July 11, 2005

This is how they ride the bulls in the gay rodeo. Posted by Picasa

The man that inspired the Tom Hanks hit movie "Castaway" was washed ashore in Florida by Hurricane Dennis over the weekend. Authorities couldn't confirm the whereabouts of Wilson.  Posted by Picasa

Saturday, July 09, 2005

As Hurricane Dennis approaches we get a rare opportunity to observe natural selection in progress.  Posted by Picasa

Thursday, July 07, 2005

If God ever had to wipe his butt I bet he'd use this.  Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Players on the PGA tour are petitioning the association for more amenities on the course. Player frustrations peaked after Brandt Jobe couldn't even drop a duece near hole 5 without a crowd of fans critiquing his performance. Posted by Picasa