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Thursday, October 30, 2008

After all the hate mail I got over the "worlds fattest man gets married" post I thought I'd try to make up to you people...I give you...Giselle.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Forecasters are predicting a full moon for Halloween.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Worlds heaviest man gets married...and it must have been to a lesbian 'cause look at the size of his boobs.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Miss Teen Louisianna USA was ARRESTED for leaving a restaraunt without paying the $46 bill. Arrested. All I can see is a new episode of Chained Heat...and I want an autographed, unedited, directors cut version.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Brad Sciullo of Uniontown, Pa set two world records last week. The first was for eating the worlds largest burger, the other record was set 6 hours later for taking the worlds biggest dump.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Voters fearing John McCains age could play a role in the election weren't reassured when he suffered a massive but short seizure 30 seconds after the debate.
Russia unveils the most awesomely bad-ass cavalry EVER...tigers riding horses...UN-stoppable.

Friday, October 10, 2008

This is Lauriane Gilliéron, Miss Switzerland 2006. She is the reason every man on the planet should know how to say two things in French...or German...or whatever the hell it is that they speak where she's from:

1 - I'm a doctor

2 - I just need to take your temperature with this

Putin recently shot an endangered animal, had his picture taken while doing Judo, and just got a pet tiger for his birthday...he's looking more and more like one of the evil bad guys from a James Bond movie.