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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Referring to Hillary's recent imbellishments regarding snipers on her trip to Bosnia, experts all agree that the only person that had to worry about being shot with something while she was on that trip was Monica Lewinsky.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Just when you thought the the entire middle-east was full of crazy jihadists...Lebanon busts out with a lingerie fashion show. There is hope for those people after all.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Thursday, March 20, 2008

This is why Americans don't like soccer. These Europeans don't get the fundamental rules of hugging. First of all if you must hug...DO NOT try to mount me.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Barack Obama got the name for his book "The Audacity of Hope" from a sermon by his firebrand preacher. If that title was already copyrighted he planned on using another of his preachers sermon titles called "Kill Whitey"

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

They said it couldn't be done, but the worlds first blind 100 meter hurdler is coming to the olympics. He doesn't nail them all, and he's only hoping for a bronze, but this is clearly an historic moment.

NY Governor Elliot Spitzer has hired Koby Bryant as an advisor to help him through this difficult crisis. Koby suggested the Governor will have to buy a diamond this big to get the marital problems settled.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Body language experts analyzing Spitzers press conference say his facial expression here is frequently interpreted as remorse but in reality it is a pain filled grimace as he's attempting to tell us "she actually has me by the balls behind the balls"