Thursday, August 24, 2006
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Afghanistan kicks off its first NASCAR race with the Haj 500. They plan to schedule more races in the future, and as their country develops they plan to use real cars instead of farm animals, and they had planned an exchange program for fans but all of the American fans cancelled their flights when they heard beer was against the law.
Posted by BPG at 10:26 AM
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Prince Harry, in a game of one-upsmanship, shows former President Clinton how it's done. "This isn't some chubby intern you wanker, the Prince of England gets more ass than a toilet seat, so bugger off Clinton"
Posted by BPG at 7:04 AM
Friday, August 11, 2006
A palestinian rifle squad in combat. Standard issue gear is one hat, one rifle, and no hearing protection. When the first guy gets shot, the second guy gets the rifle and the hat.
Posted by BPG at 6:44 AM
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Scientists use the latest genetic engineering techniques to create the worlds first cloned Sasquatch. Lead scientist Turd Ferguson says "They are rarely seen in the wild because, contrary to popular belief, they don't get much bigger than this."
Posted by BPG at 2:17 PM
We had a clairvoyant read Donald Trumps mind during a recent photo shoot.
"I'm an old man...and I'm nailing her...you're fired"
Posted by BPG at 2:06 PM