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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

1% of the US population is upset with Miss California's answer to the gay marriage question...the remaining 99% still want to nail her.

100% of lesbians polled say they wish the gay dudes would quit being bitches about this whole thing because it's ruining their chances for landing pageant chicks.

And finally 75% of straight women said that after a drink or three with Miss California they'd be hitting on that like Melissa Etheridge in a womens prison.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She puts the wood in woodpecker.

After the contest Miss CA was heard to say "O...MG the judge is homo!"