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Monday, July 02, 2007

Recent surveys show that most American men are in favor of swapping female candidates with Argentina. The plan has the express backing of former President Bill Clinton.
The survey also pointed out the 9 times out of 10 when looking at a picture of the Argentinian candidate men experienced a Freudian slip pronouncing the electoral process as the "erection" versus "election".
If the Argentinian candidate is elected we will re-name the Oval office to the "Hourglass" office...sadly, if Hillary is elected we will rename it the "pear shaped thunder thigh office".

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