Heath Ledger is dead at age 28. Doctors say they found traces of prescription drugs and Jake Gyllenhaal in his body.

"I'd like to start my congressional testimony by saying that...look...I really don't have any idea of what I'm doing in this job. I never was the president of princetons economics department, I was the proof reader for economics club weekly newsletter. I saw the damned ad for the FOMC Chairman spot in the classified section of the newsletter and the rest kind of snowballed from there.

I've just been kind of winging it. I wanted to lower rates 500 basis points this morning just to get everyone off my case but the guys told me we couldn't go that low...like mathematically we just couldn't get there.

So, I guess if you guys want me to stay, I'll stay. Balls in your court. I'm gonna go drop a duece and burn one...I'll be back in about 30 minutes"

The PGA has figured out a way to make golf more boring...you can now watch it on TV even if you are at the event.

President Bush watches a prisoners head roll across the floor after the traditional "sword ceremony".

After 22 years of searching the Hubble Space Telescope photographs the Eye of Sauron.

George Bush thanks Saudi Arabias King Abdullah for the really cool Mardi Gras beads.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid delivers another come from behind political performance.

Studies show that the average American male will stare at this photo for 33 minutes without blinking.

Dude thats not a step.

Lance Armstrong got cancer of the NUTS, went through 800 rounds of radation treatment, lost all of his hair, lost his marriage, then the doctors cut off one of his balls and we saw no emotion from him. This pussy falls of his bike and cries....it's no wonder he quit the sport. And I guess this is who has to wear the pink shirt the rest of the race.

Nothing like being out on the ocean all alone....where nooooooobody can hear you scream.

A new British ad campaign against binge drinking puts the risks is stark focus. "Beware the dangers" the ad says "after nine beers 7 out of 10 men mistook this lass for Heidi Klum "

When I heard Huckabee screwed the pooch on a pheasant hunt I thought they meant he had missed a lot of shots.

Ladies and gentlemen this is a smoking flight and I've turned off the seatbelt sign so you're free to get out of your seats.

Virgil Hill, seen here crying, asks the Ref to stop the fight as he didn't know they would hitting for real.

So this is what a double breasted suit looks like.

The day the world stopped turning.

No matter how hard you train people always bunch up when the shooting starts.

Rule number one when fighting a crocodile...do NOT try to punch him in the mouth.

Proof that Witches are real and that kids are scared of them.