Referring to Hillary's recent imbellishments regarding snipers on her trip to Bosnia, experts all agree that the only person that had to worry about being shot with something while she was on that trip was Monica Lewinsky.

Just when you thought the the entire middle-east was full of crazy jihadists...Lebanon busts out with a lingerie fashion show. There is hope for those people after all.

Mike Huckabees family tree.

This is why Americans don't like soccer. These Europeans don't get the fundamental rules of hugging. First of all if you must hug...DO NOT try to mount me.

Barack Obama got the name for his book "The Audacity of Hope" from a sermon by his firebrand preacher. If that title was already copyrighted he planned on using another of his preachers sermon titles called "Kill Whitey"

They said it couldn't be done, but the worlds first blind 100 meter hurdler is coming to the olympics. He doesn't nail them all, and he's only hoping for a bronze, but this is clearly an historic moment.

NY Governor Elliot Spitzer has hired Koby Bryant as an advisor to help him through this difficult crisis. Koby suggested the Governor will have to buy a diamond this big to get the marital problems settled.

Body language experts analyzing Spitzers press conference say his facial expression here is frequently interpreted as remorse but in reality it is a pain filled grimace as he's attempting to tell us "she actually has me by the balls behind the podium...ow...my balls"

Prince Harry goes to combat to royally kick some taliban ass. Since "Prince Harry" doesn't sound tough enough he's trying out new monikers such as The Duke of Death, The King of Pain, The Royal Reaper, The Count of Monte Ass Kick, The Earl of Rock your World, The Barron of Bullets, The Wizard of Warfare, The Knight of Fight, The Lord of Lead, The Prince of Pow.

A bar in Tampa has come up with a novel solution for the Beer Goggles problem.

After being kicked off his wifes official campaign trail Bill Clinton has been reduced to doing very small venues. Here he is seen speaking to a single family in Iowa. He covered their pickup truck with placards and spoke to them at length from their front yard while they tried to eat breakfast.

Obama's camp says Hillary is just upset because he can fit in a size 12 dress and she can't.

After a 24 year absence, Smear the Queer regains it's status as an Olympic sport.

Ellen DeGeneres actually grew a weak man beard.

I've been told that this is the Texas Tech womens swim team...this brings a whole new meaning to the Breast Stroke.

The 2008 swimsuit addition hits the stands today and doctors expect a sharp uptick in the number of carpel tunnel cases over the next several weeks.

Zoologists say that the proliferation of animal porn is both disturbing and fascinating at the same time.

An staunch supporter of the war on terror, John McCain says that his reports show heavy concentrations of Al Queda in and around Hanoi and Ho Chi Mihn City and that he plans on cleaning that damn place out on Day 1.

24 reasons you can still be a Patriots fan....click on the picture to enlarge it.

At a recent employment conference for Galludet University students Hillary uses her rudimentary grasp of sign language to tell the kids she'll be hiring interns.