Unsure how to employ all 2 Billion people the Chinese government has begun installing peasants as headlights on all new cars. 

Sure he's faster than the traditional ball boy, but the ball boy never takes a dump on the field in front of 50K fans.  

An orthodox jew sneaks into a muslim womens meeting on a dare.  

I thought my healthplan was bad 'til I realized that if you live in South America THIS is who you go see if you get sick. 

Is it me? Or does Richard Gere look more like a lesbian evertime I see him? 

Manchester United's Tim Howard gets a three game suspension for performing celebratory flatulence upon Newcastle's Lee Bowyer after winning the match on Saturday.

Huge crowds showed up for the AFLAC audition in Los Angeles this weekend.  

Russia's famed Ballerina Brigade warms up before MANuevers.  

Benedict the German celebrates his ascension to the papacy with a round of tall-boys for he and the staff.  

..apparently they DID get Humpty Dumpty back together again.

The next olympic sport...synchronized lawn mowing. 

A librarian training class in Hong Kong...ssshhh!
Ahhh, you ah keepa quiet now.

 

Milwaukee police give a local man a "wedgie" for speeding. Police hope this new brand of justice will slow people down.

I don't know what the ACLU has against profiling...this one is awesome! 

Tokyo resident Upyur Assimoto was arrested yesterday for jamming his arm up Elmo's ass. Local police say that the look on Elmo's face is proof enough that he was not a willing participant in this act.  

Third world carnival rides. A village in Iraq gets a new Merry-Go-Round.  

A chick with nice knockers. 

Gratuitous Sharapova Pic. 

The pope reacts to news that Michael Schiavo has requested legal guardianship over him if he should slip into a coma.