Prince Harry goes to combat to royally kick some taliban ass. Since "Prince Harry" doesn't sound tough enough he's trying out new monikers such as The Duke of Death, The King of Pain, The Royal Reaper, The Count of Monte Ass Kick, The Earl of Rock your World, The Barron of Bullets, The Wizard of Warfare, The Knight of Fight, The Lord of Lead, The Prince of Pow.

A bar in Tampa has come up with a novel solution for the Beer Goggles problem.

After being kicked off his wifes official campaign trail Bill Clinton has been reduced to doing very small venues. Here he is seen speaking to a single family in Iowa. He covered their pickup truck with placards and spoke to them at length from their front yard while they tried to eat breakfast.

Obama's camp says Hillary is just upset because he can fit in a size 12 dress and she can't.

After a 24 year absence, Smear the Queer regains it's status as an Olympic sport.

Ellen DeGeneres actually grew a weak man beard.

I've been told that this is the Texas Tech womens swim team...this brings a whole new meaning to the Breast Stroke.

The 2008 swimsuit addition hits the stands today and doctors expect a sharp uptick in the number of carpel tunnel cases over the next several weeks.

Zoologists say that the proliferation of animal porn is both disturbing and fascinating at the same time.

An staunch supporter of the war on terror, John McCain says that his reports show heavy concentrations of Al Queda in and around Hanoi and Ho Chi Mihn City and that he plans on cleaning that damn place out on Day 1.

24 reasons you can still be a Patriots fan....click on the picture to enlarge it.

At a recent employment conference for Galludet University students Hillary uses her rudimentary grasp of sign language to tell the kids she'll be hiring interns.

Heath Ledger is dead at age 28. Doctors say they found traces of prescription drugs and Jake Gyllenhaal in his body.

"I'd like to start my congressional testimony by saying that...look...I really don't have any idea of what I'm doing in this job. I never was the president of princetons economics department, I was the proof reader for economics club weekly newsletter. I saw the damned ad for the FOMC Chairman spot in the classified section of the newsletter and the rest kind of snowballed from there.

I've just been kind of winging it. I wanted to lower rates 500 basis points this morning just to get everyone off my case but the guys told me we couldn't go that low...like mathematically we just couldn't get there.

So, I guess if you guys want me to stay, I'll stay. Balls in your court. I'm gonna go drop a duece and burn one...I'll be back in about 30 minutes"

The PGA has figured out a way to make golf more boring...you can now watch it on TV even if you are at the event.

President Bush watches a prisoners head roll across the floor after the traditional "sword ceremony".

After 22 years of searching the Hubble Space Telescope photographs the Eye of Sauron.

George Bush thanks Saudi Arabias King Abdullah for the really cool Mardi Gras beads.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid delivers another come from behind political performance.

Studies show that the average American male will stare at this photo for 33 minutes without blinking.

Dude thats not a step.

Lance Armstrong got cancer of the NUTS, went through 800 rounds of radation treatment, lost all of his hair, lost his marriage, then the doctors cut off one of his balls and we saw no emotion from him. This pussy falls of his bike and cries....it's no wonder he quit the sport. And I guess this is who has to wear the pink shirt the rest of the race.

Nothing like being out on the ocean all alone....where nooooooobody can hear you scream.

A new British ad campaign against binge drinking puts the risks is stark focus. "Beware the dangers" the ad says "after nine beers 7 out of 10 men mistook this lass for Heidi Klum "

When I heard Huckabee screwed the pooch on a pheasant hunt I thought they meant he had missed a lot of shots.

Ladies and gentlemen this is a smoking flight and I've turned off the seatbelt sign so you're free to get out of your seats.

Virgil Hill, seen here crying, asks the Ref to stop the fight as he didn't know they would hitting for real.

So this is what a double breasted suit looks like.

The day the world stopped turning.

No matter how hard you train people always bunch up when the shooting starts.

Rule number one when fighting a crocodile...do NOT try to punch him in the mouth.

Proof that Witches are real and that kids are scared of them.

Presidential candidate Barrack Obama is seen here speaking with regard to Hillary Clinton saying "Look, the bitch finally knows her role...and that is to stay 10 feet behind me."

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is endorsed by Chuck Norris. It is widely speculated that Norris will be chosen as the VP for Huckabee's ticket, they would run under the singular name "Chuckabee".

The Ancaster Athletics are publishing their fund raising calendar with 102-year old Nora Hardwick as their nude Miss November. Thats right...102 years old and in the buff. The good new is that it will be a shot from the knees up so you really won't be able to see anything.

They should make a fortune...I'd pay 20 bucks to NOT get this calendar.

Gorillas, using sign language, have said that lack of privacy is their biggest concern at the Frankfurt zoo. This mature Silverback says he can't even pinch a loaf without people snapping

pics.

Cricket...a sport for men too scared to play baseball without pads.

Richard Branson has teamed up with Victoria's Secret to create a new airline. Asked if this would be similar to Virgin, his other airline, Branson said passengers on Victoria's Secret airline won't be thinking Virgin at all.

Unbelievable. I got a public indecency ticket when I got caught doing this in the park and this kid just gets his picture taken.

For anyone that is interested...here is my Christmas list.

In the latest round of "celebrities with a cause", underwear supermodel Gisele chimes in on the ramifications of the US Current Account defecit, her outlook on further depreciation of the US Dollar, and potential triangular currency arbitrage strategies. Widely regarded for her financial prowess she provides some real credibility for Bill Gross and Warren Buffet who have recently taken a similar stance.

When pressed though, she couldn't pick out the U.S. dollar from a lineup of Euro's, Monopoly money, American Express points, or real US dollars.

Auguste Rodin, famous sculptor of The Thinker, also created a less famous work that he titled "The Crapper".

Laura Bush at a recent meeting with Darth Vaders wife.

Photographers can only watch as a giant spider humps this Chow dog in Times Square.

In a gesture of sportsmanship and goodwill, Boston up by 3 games and about to sweep the Rockies; agrees to chase all ground balls by doing the bear crawl. The Rockies STILL couldn't get on base.

The strange and sad part of Clark Kents life they don't show in the movies, this explains the cape and tights.

Halle Berry shows up at The Cans film festival.

The classic dilema: Do you leave her there or try to take her to the game? At this point you KNOW you're not getting laid so you might as well leave her on the curb and cruise for a new date that doesn't smell like whiskey, mud, and puke.

OJ Simpson was arrested in connection with an armed robbery in Las Vegas. Sources say this arrest has prompted OJ to admit he regrets killing Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. "Yeah, I really regret killing two people...I should have paced myself and kept the double homocide for the end of my career, then I could have gone out on a high note...doing it like this just feels cheap...I should have saved the murders for last."

Brittany Spears looks more like a Hooters waitress every day.