Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado was forced to close her Twitter account this week over massive critcism she's taking from confusing North Korea and China.

Really? Who in their right mind looks to this woman for international diplomacy advice? Who would be surprised by her getting these countries confused? Who would care?

Straight people know that if a chick like this walks up to you and starts saying stupid things you just nod your head and keep her talking until you get her in bed.