Rumor is that Tiger Woods has been hitting this harder than a Titleist on a par 5. Blogapova hopes that the rumors are true. In tough economic times like these people need hero's. And Tiger is the type of hero the people need. He's living the American dream...he's rich, successful, has a huge yacht, and he's laying pipe like a plumber working overtime. There can be no stronger message to the average American man that it pays to work hard and be successful.

Blogapova also thinks it would be worth getting a 5-iron beating from an angry wife.