Alright, here's the deal. The famous underwear model Adriana Lima will be in Memphis a lot to watch her gay boyfriend play basketball for the Grizzlies. If you want to keep seeing her in the Victorias Secret magazine you're going to have to help make sure she stays away from the BBQ joints, the chicken wing joints, the catfish places, etc.

If you see her eating ANY fried food just tell her she looks fat in whatever it is she's wearing at the time. Do your part to keep supermodels super.