Amid the peace and tranquility that permeates the hallowed grounds of Augusta National, scientists are quietly testing new mind reading technology. Lets listen in on the thoughts of Richie Ramsay of Scottland as he quietly contemplates a missed shot at The Masters..."FU#K!, what is so G#d D%MN hard about putting the FU*%#NG ball in the G^D D#MN HOLE!?!? And the whole Fu#king world saw it....D%MN IT!"