What do these two women have in common?........Tom Brady has nailed them and you haven't. Tom Brady! Tom BRADY?? The guy didn't even GO to the superbowl this year and he is taking down this kind of leg? Who knew? Maybe thats WHY New England didn't go all the way this year. Brady probably did the math...if we go to the superbowl thats another 6 weeks of practices and games and angry dudes on steroids trying to kill me...and those are six weeks I'd rather be spending with one of these two...and maybe if I'm really good BOTH of these two. Yeah...screw the superbowl. All you get is a ring. I'd rather stay home and get laid.

Let it be known boys...it pays to be famous...it paaaaayyyysss to be famous.