Pope Benedict today called the religion of Islam "evil and inhuman". The muslims promptly responded by taking a violent protest to the streets, burning images of the pope, kidnapping 6 journalists, beheading 2 people, setting off 95 car bombs, beating women who were out of uniform, launching rockets into Israeli cities, and releasing a statement that the Islam is not violent and evil. They then called for the death of the pope and his zionist allies, the great satan (USA) and the little satan (Israel).

Asked about the turmoil the Pope explained that Cardinal Mahoney bet him $20 that he couldn't get the palestinians to burn their own cities.