Lebanese street sweepers enjoy more job security than any other worker on the planet. Current estimates are that they will run out of rubble to clean up approximately 15 years after the earth crashes into the sun.  

Onlookers are clearly impressed as one of the Queens Gaurds pays homage to the 70's with the best afro anyone has ever seen on a white guy.  

Nerd porn.

Controversy swirls around the Olympic qualifying rounds in Brazil this weekend. Brazilian front runner George Felicitas threw for a measured 249 feet, but as can clearly be seen here, it should have been 249 and half a foot. 

The latest in a mountain of evidence that gay dudes have something wrong with them, something very, very wrong with them.  

Olympic hopeful Tanya Skabarabat thrills fans during her floor routine set to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture by catching canonballs with her face.  

Boston delays its new "Truckers on Cell Phones" lane after one day in operation.

In these times of rampant social change and the de-levering of traditional male/female roles in society we here at Blogapova feel that it might be useful to start a new column we call "Perfect Womanly Traits". Pictured is one such trait in action...the perfect woman has the temperment and ability to bring her man lots of cold beer on command. Blogapova salutes this young woman for being an example of all that is feminine.

How many men does it take to open a beer you ask?.......None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

To demonstrate the ease of the new colonostomy techniques Al Roker has his before and during pictures released on the today show.  

Journalists asked the female pilot of the space shuttle how difficult it is to dock with the International Space Station. She said "it's a little bit like parallel parking, so it took me about 5 hours, and then I just asked one of the guys to do it." 

Pope Benedict today called the religion of Islam "evil and inhuman". The muslims promptly responded by taking a violent protest to the streets, burning images of the pope, kidnapping 6 journalists, beheading 2 people, setting off 95 car bombs, beating women who were out of uniform, launching rockets into Israeli cities, and releasing a statement that the Islam is not violent and evil. They then called for the death of the pope and his zionist allies, the great satan (USA) and the little satan (Israel).

Asked about the turmoil the Pope explained that Cardinal Mahoney bet him $20 that he couldn't get the palestinians to burn their own cities.

The Palestinian version of Sesame Street has proven to be so successful that they are going to add more characters and include sessions on how to turn your tricycle into a bike bomb. 

Spains Rodrigo Marino blows a soccer ball out of his ass for the game winning goal against Turkey. 

The International Aquatic Animals union has adopted a new slogan "Put anatha barb in the aussie"