The Army Corps of Engineers has found a solution to the flooding in New Orleans. The Texas Air National guard plans to drop THIS 200 ton dike into place later this week to fill the gap on the 17th street canal. When asked if he thought the plan would work Col Hank Thomson of the Tex Air Natl. Guard responded by spitting tabbacco juice on the tarmac and saying "Hell I don't know, but I've been wanting to kick that bitch out the back of a plane for a long time".