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9 of these guys are playing basketball...but one of them is playing boogerball

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Monty Fantego of the Sydney Small Balls employs a unique defensive technique whereby he shouts at a defenders junk in an effort to intimidate the opposition. 

Opponents are often overheard commenting "Dude...that guy just yelled at my dick."

I can't help but mention...if these Syrian rebels would quit wearing ski masks in the desert...they wouldn't have to sit so close to the fan.

A dude and his cat escape from their truck after it was swept downstream.  Do you know how to tell this picture was taken in Canada?  Simple...no American would ever have a cat in their pickup truck.  Ever seen a cat in a pickup truck commercial?  Not in America you haven't.  Pickups are for dogs and guns...not cats.  If your girlfriend asks you to pick up her cat before the flood washes it away...you say you tried but couldn't get there.  The cat would do the same to you so don't feel too bad about it.  

Demonstrating a classic mixup between "cover" and "concealment" these Palestinian militia pick a fight and then hide behind this tiny bullet riddled box propped up by small rocks.

An Israeli mail clerk later over-ran this position with a sling shot and a crossman pellet gun. 

As a guideline...if you can see the enemy through the bullet holes they've punched in the object you are hiding behind...then you need to select a different piece of cover.

FEMA says they sent 23 tons of food to NJ for Hurricane relief...and that Chris Christie ate it all before it could be handed out to Hurricane victims.

Local cop goes for gold in the "hippie smack-down" event.  Look at the form on this guy...perfect windup, big stretch, all I see is hippies in wheelchairs when this guy takes the field.

Dude...I have NO idea which one of these guys kicked that ball...

Yeah...about the delivery date for that package you ordered...

Hillary Clinton will star as The Joker in the new Batman Returns (again).

Scientist and photographers have collaborated to create a picture that every man on the planet enjoys seeing. Stevie Wonder pitched a tent when they show him this pic...it's that good.

Who knew Herman Cain was such a fan of Blazing Saddles? "Hey where are the white women at?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M

Authorities in Ohio say they have tracked down and killed all but two of the animals that were released. My guess is that the two that remain on the loose are EXTREMELY concerned about their well being.

Another thought is that the taxidermist in that town is about to make a fortune. If I was a car dealer I'd be over there right now pitching him a loaded SUV.

Not only is a bike potentially the slowest and least effective means of travel in this scenario...but dragging the front brake with one finger makes it even more absurd.

Just when I thought American Pickup Truck commercials were extreme...the new Highland truck commercial from Libya comes through as the single most awesome truck ad EVAR! The only think I'd add is a bunch of fire then at the end they pull up to a beer filled cooler surrounded by bikini clad models and a dog.

Whoa...that's a lot of titties.

The annual "Running of the Tanks" in Bahrain.

9 out of 10 guys have done the math and determined that yes...hitting this would be worth losing half their stuff in court.

...and THIS pictured convinced the remaining 1 out of 10.

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