A very interesting psychology experiment recently showed that in the presence of wives or girlfriends, men like the ones in the front row will try desperately to avoid even looking in the general direction of a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader shaking her ass right in their face. The control group for the experiment was Mr. Number 11 Jersey a few rows back...Osama Bin Laden himself could blow up the half time show and he's not going to take his eyes off the prize. Good man.

...and because sometimes "Sorry" isn't enough I give you a second apology for the "fat chick on a motorcycle" post.

This post is offered as an apology to anyone offended by the previous post. I am truely sorry.

Narcotics officers arrested this woman after discovering she was hiding 50 lbs of crack up her skirt.

"Hey Hillary, isn't it funny how you wanted to be President but it's actually ME taking the podium? How does that glass ceiling feel when you hit it?"

"Oh Barack! Stop it! You're KILLING ME!! I can't breathe it's so funny."

The ObamaCare death panel has identified the first "cost savings" to be realized under the new plan...115 year old Alfred Givens...live like there's no tomorrow buddy.

Every year Qadaffi looks more and more like a b-list hollywood actor in low budget war flick. Kid Rock would look more believable in that outfit. WTF Libya?

Brittney Spears performs her new single "Ride me like Surfboard" at the teen choice awards.

I just thought this pic was newsworthy.

On a short break from the Town Hall tour Barack takes a break to view Old Faithful...the only thing in nature that spews more hot air than he does.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says that while they mourn the loss of any life, they are happy she's gone because this poster caused more chickens to be choked than any poster on earth.

Crazed North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Il called President obama in a drunken tirade and told him that the only way to avoid a missile strike on Hawaii would be to sacrifice three American celebrities in his honor. Ultimately the administration went with McMahon, Fawcett, and Jackson. Think about it...there's been no talk of a missile strike since then, and when's the last time we lost three celebrities in a week? See...this is the news the puppets won't report.

I hope Obama's new nominee for the high court realizes that starting now the new judge is responsible for serving coffee and donuts everymorning, and ironing the robes, and cleaning up the break room...just saying.

Up and coming west coast rap artist "Dolla" was killed today. Critics say it's a shame because this guy was TWICE the rapper that Fifty Cent was.

Years of watching tourists on cell phones is modifying the behavior of zoo animals.

Sri Lanka holds the record for both "worst camo" AND "soldiers most likely to look like humpty dumpty".

It's no wonder they've been fighting the Tamil Rebels since 1976...these two have their hands full fighting their way into that uniform every morning. Maybe if the fit guys in the background were in uniform this war could have been wrapped up a little earlier.

This is one of the very few times in life you can get caught with an 18 year old holding one of your balls and not get in trouble. Talk about a hole in one!

My wife must be a neat freak because after 12 years of marriage I leave ONE thing on the couch and she gets upset.

I do not understand why womens beach volleyball hasn't cornered the sports market.

Gratuitous Megan Fox pick.