...and the number one sign that there is a terrorist in the airport... 

Barney Franks staff celebrates the passage of the Gay Marriage amendment in New Jersey. 

Don't stop him...he's on a roll. 

4 out of 5 models surveyed love computers because they come with a bunch of these cute little mirrors. 

A sharks idea of an All You Can Eat buffet. 

An Afghani drive in movie theater. They ran out of money after they bought the popcorn machine, so right now it's more of a "walk-in" deal, and there's no movie...the old man just tells you a story. But it's a start. It's a good start.  

Kim Jung Il has North Korea convinced that he is a god. A god with a receding hairline, pot belly, and cheap clothes, but a god none-the-less.  

Wow. It DOES get cold at those fashion shows. 

Scientists using the Hubble telescope capture mankinds first picture of Heaven.

Giving Victorias Secret its first competition Jenny Craigs Secret will open in malls across America before the Christmas shopping season. Founder Jenny Craig says this is a move to capture more business from that segment of their clientelle that really aren't ever going to quit being fat.  

Mark Foley resigns from congress after reporters uncover sexually explicit e-mails he sent to underage boys.

In the ultimate sign of denial Foley announced that he is entering an alcohol rehab program.

Newt Gingrich was quoted as saying "Mr. Foley, with all due respect...you don't have Ted Kennedy's problem...you've got Barney Franks problem."

Lebanese street sweepers enjoy more job security than any other worker on the planet. Current estimates are that they will run out of rubble to clean up approximately 15 years after the earth crashes into the sun.  

Onlookers are clearly impressed as one of the Queens Gaurds pays homage to the 70's with the best afro anyone has ever seen on a white guy.  

Nerd porn.

Controversy swirls around the Olympic qualifying rounds in Brazil this weekend. Brazilian front runner George Felicitas threw for a measured 249 feet, but as can clearly be seen here, it should have been 249 and half a foot. 

The latest in a mountain of evidence that gay dudes have something wrong with them, something very, very wrong with them.  

Olympic hopeful Tanya Skabarabat thrills fans during her floor routine set to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture by catching canonballs with her face.  

Boston delays its new "Truckers on Cell Phones" lane after one day in operation.

In these times of rampant social change and the de-levering of traditional male/female roles in society we here at Blogapova feel that it might be useful to start a new column we call "Perfect Womanly Traits". Pictured is one such trait in action...the perfect woman has the temperment and ability to bring her man lots of cold beer on command. Blogapova salutes this young woman for being an example of all that is feminine.

How many men does it take to open a beer you ask?.......None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

To demonstrate the ease of the new colonostomy techniques Al Roker has his before and during pictures released on the today show.