Who knew Herman Cain was such a fan of Blazing Saddles? "Hey where are the white women at?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M

Authorities in Ohio say they have tracked down and killed all but two of the animals that were released. My guess is that the two that remain on the loose are EXTREMELY concerned about their well being.

Another thought is that the taxidermist in that town is about to make a fortune. If I was a car dealer I'd be over there right now pitching him a loaded SUV.

Not only is a bike potentially the slowest and least effective means of travel in this scenario...but dragging the front brake with one finger makes it even more absurd.

Just when I thought American Pickup Truck commercials were extreme...the new Highland truck commercial from Libya comes through as the single most awesome truck ad EVAR! The only think I'd add is a bunch of fire then at the end they pull up to a beer filled cooler surrounded by bikini clad models and a dog.

Whoa...that's a lot of titties.

The annual "Running of the Tanks" in Bahrain.

9 out of 10 guys have done the math and determined that yes...hitting this would be worth losing half their stuff in court.

...and THIS pictured convinced the remaining 1 out of 10.

Todays "great moments in sports" brought to you by Respect.

Epic Fail:

Courntey Bowles is an "instructional teacher" whose job is to instruct other teachers on how to maintain a professional distance from their students. She was recently arrested for sleeping with high school kids.

With regard to keeping professional distance we're guessing she'd say it's a lot harder than it looks...which....ironically is probably what those kids said to her shortly before the incident.

Now THAT is a ball hitch.

Or....

Introducing the new Ford Phallicon

Or...

It drives great but it's a pain in the ass to back up

Red Rover, Red Rover, send EGYPT right over!

During a lull in the Egyptian riots the crowd broke out in the worlds biggest game of dodgeball. Given the lack of toys in the middle east the game is traditionally played with stones and rocks.

Things are so bad in Egypt that they've had to deploy the National Polo Team to help control the streets.

This might be the best picture ever taken...I don't know what people see in the Mona Lisa or anything Picasso ever did...and DaVinci painted a bunch of dudes...no sir...THIS is art.