Megan Fox say's she once had a relationship with a female stripper named Nikita and that Olivia Wilde is so hot that she makes her want to choke a mountain ox with her bare hands. That's ironic because Megan Fox now makes most men want to choke a chicken with their bare hand.

Maintenance man Carl Rutherford says he tells these kids all the time not to ride their bike on the roof. But do they listen?

After a third inning mis-hap the Chicago Cubs say they will do away with the new velcro jersey.

When did Madonna turn into Dee Schneider from Twisted Sister?

More proof that liberal chicks are fat and ugly.