So McCain pics the Alaska Governor to be the VP and a lot of you people are being juvenile about this whole thing and saying she has a "hot teacher" look about her. She is the future Vice President of the United States and you people need to quit being disrespectful...she is WAY hotter than that. She approaches the legendary status of "hot librarian". Here is a sample of the headlines I envision (some props to Oscar here because he got the headlines started):

-McCain taps Palin as VP

-McCain has big plans for drilling with Palin

-New energy plan calls for laying lots of pipe in Alaska

-Palin is on McCains staff

-Vice Presidents office will now be the Library of Congress (stay with me on the librarian theme)

-McCain promises gusher when he drills in Alaska

If you've got some more headlines post them.

You know...at some point the Olympic Committee has to ask "WTF is this? Who approved this sport?"

Joan Jett is beginning to look like Eddie Van Halen with boobs.

Lets face it...this is more of a "lifestyle" than a sport for some of these guys...

"Hey honey, I think if I shave the dogs ass we might do better at the competition..."

Dude...not cool.

Officials say this is unusual...as much as pot smoking rastafarians love ping-pong their reflexes are so slow that they almost never qualify.

Turns out there's more to the olympics than womens beach volleyball...there's also womens pole vaulting.

I do not understand why this sport isn't on TV year round. We shouldn't have to wait 4 years for shots like this.

President Bush drops the pimp hand while Mandy May backs it up and does the Rump Shaker at the Beach Volley Ball Hip-Hop Party.

Red Sox fans have been voted "meanest home crowd" in MLB after fans tried to keep a season ticket holder from raising his arms to protect his face from a line drive.

Pittsgurghs Lima Sweet has developed a fear of being hit that may be detrimental to his career.

Pakistani's are furious after airlines now allow only one servant to be stored in the overhead bin.

My family said they wanted a dog and it had to be a Boxer...it took forever to find one.

The reason you don't see any co-ed beach volleyball teams is that the guys never see the hand signals.