Prince Harry goes to combat to royally kick some taliban ass. Since "Prince Harry" doesn't sound tough enough he's trying out new monikers such as The Duke of Death, The King of Pain, The Royal Reaper, The Count of Monte Ass Kick, The Earl of Rock your World, The Barron of Bullets, The Wizard of Warfare, The Knight of Fight, The Lord of Lead, The Prince of Pow.

A bar in Tampa has come up with a novel solution for the Beer Goggles problem.

After being kicked off his wifes official campaign trail Bill Clinton has been reduced to doing very small venues. Here he is seen speaking to a single family in Iowa. He covered their pickup truck with placards and spoke to them at length from their front yard while they tried to eat breakfast.

Obama's camp says Hillary is just upset because he can fit in a size 12 dress and she can't.

After a 24 year absence, Smear the Queer regains it's status as an Olympic sport.

Ellen DeGeneres actually grew a weak man beard.

I've been told that this is the Texas Tech womens swim team...this brings a whole new meaning to the Breast Stroke.

The 2008 swimsuit addition hits the stands today and doctors expect a sharp uptick in the number of carpel tunnel cases over the next several weeks.

Zoologists say that the proliferation of animal porn is both disturbing and fascinating at the same time.

An staunch supporter of the war on terror, John McCain says that his reports show heavy concentrations of Al Queda in and around Hanoi and Ho Chi Mihn City and that he plans on cleaning that damn place out on Day 1.

24 reasons you can still be a Patriots fan....click on the picture to enlarge it.

At a recent employment conference for Galludet University students Hillary uses her rudimentary grasp of sign language to tell the kids she'll be hiring interns.