Laura Bush at a recent meeting with Darth Vaders wife.

Photographers can only watch as a giant spider humps this Chow dog in Times Square.

In a gesture of sportsmanship and goodwill, Boston up by 3 games and about to sweep the Rockies; agrees to chase all ground balls by doing the bear crawl. The Rockies STILL couldn't get on base.

The strange and sad part of Clark Kents life they don't show in the movies, this explains the cape and tights.

Halle Berry shows up at The Cans film festival.

The classic dilema: Do you leave her there or try to take her to the game? At this point you KNOW you're not getting laid so you might as well leave her on the curb and cruise for a new date that doesn't smell like whiskey, mud, and puke.