The Popes recent good-will tour to Islamic Holy sites turned ugly yesterday "Oh YEAH? Well MY Gods are THIS big!"

South Africas Dane Boshnor (top) receives a 15 minute penalty for unsportsmanlike ear humping. 

Bend it Like Burqua, the much anticipated and critically acclaimed movie about womens soccer in Iran is released this weekend in countries that allow movies, music, and women to show their faces. 

Immigrant jumping is the fastest growing sport in England. The current record is 3 Algerians, a Moroccan, and 2 Kurds.  

Florida shelter draws fire...says if you're running wild in the streets you go to the pound...no questions asked...and if no one claims you in 7 days...its curtains.  

Its a slow day for blog pics...so here is something to get everyone through... 

26,000 people showed up for try-outs to be the new guy on the Quaker Oatmeal box.  

OJ hires Nicole look-alikes for his book promotion to help re-enact how he WOULD have done it...if he DID do it...which he DIDN'T.  

The Bengals Chad Johnson says he's happy with Carson Palmers off season strength workout, but it's getting tough to catch these rockets. Seen here is a COMPLETION that knocked down a receiver, a free safety, and a corner. 

Disney appologized for the ending in their new movie about a baby seal that moves to a new neighborhood and gets eaten by a shark because he is different from the other kids.

Cindy Margolis will pose in Playboy. I don't think anything more needs to be said. You are all excused right now to go buy your copies. 

Trash talk has hit a new and potentially unbreakable level, Missouri's Kalen Grimes played an entire game blindfolded...and won. 

I just figured it out, the muslims aren't bowing down and praying ot the east...they're all farting toward the west.  

British snipers have killed 82 gay Iraqi insurgents using this trick. Rights groups say it amounts to hunting over bait. It gives a whole new meaning to the old combat phrase "cover my ass".  

A female polar bear on the receiving end of the "north pole".

Fred Smoot gets a 15 yard penalty for Unsportsmanlike Spanking after he yanked the britches off of the 49's Antonio Bryant. Additionally CBS broadcasters were suspended for their "now I've seen the dark side of the moon" comment after the play.  

Baghdad residents begin partying upon news of Saddams death sentence. The man in the background just ordered the worlds biggest joint. The man in front is ordering two.  

Americas military is forced to fight a two front war. One against insurgents in Iraq, and another against dumb-ass liberal elite new england politicians.

Theater commanders are certain they'll beat the Iraqis, but not so sure they can get John Kerry to quit being a dumb-ass, liberal elitist new englander.

This week the Dolphins will work on blocking. 

Memphis Grizzly Tarence Kinsey gets in the Halloween mood by playing the entire first half wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask.