...and the number one sign that there is a terrorist in the airport... 

Barney Franks staff celebrates the passage of the Gay Marriage amendment in New Jersey. 

Don't stop him...he's on a roll. 

4 out of 5 models surveyed love computers because they come with a bunch of these cute little mirrors. 

A sharks idea of an All You Can Eat buffet. 

An Afghani drive in movie theater. They ran out of money after they bought the popcorn machine, so right now it's more of a "walk-in" deal, and there's no movie...the old man just tells you a story. But it's a start. It's a good start.  

Kim Jung Il has North Korea convinced that he is a god. A god with a receding hairline, pot belly, and cheap clothes, but a god none-the-less.  

Wow. It DOES get cold at those fashion shows. 

Scientists using the Hubble telescope capture mankinds first picture of Heaven.

Giving Victorias Secret its first competition Jenny Craigs Secret will open in malls across America before the Christmas shopping season. Founder Jenny Craig says this is a move to capture more business from that segment of their clientelle that really aren't ever going to quit being fat.  

Mark Foley resigns from congress after reporters uncover sexually explicit e-mails he sent to underage boys.

In the ultimate sign of denial Foley announced that he is entering an alcohol rehab program.

Newt Gingrich was quoted as saying "Mr. Foley, with all due respect...you don't have Ted Kennedy's problem...you've got Barney Franks problem."